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Some Stuff I Wrote (2001) H. Morris Williams

High School in Lake City, Florida,” has led his Brown University team to an upset victory over the

University of Rhode Island. All these success stories reflect great credit on our high school, our
athletic program and our community.

SALUTE TO JAMES WILSON . - . CHS Drama Director James Wilson is to be
commended for his extraordinary ability to produce first class theater. Utilizing CHS students and

faculty, he dazzled us last year with the musical extravaganza “Hello Dolly!” Last Saturday, his
drama club wowed the audience with three outstanding one-act plays. Thank you, Jim! You have

brought a lot of pleasure to us all.

Signs of the Times

November 1,1994

SIGNS OF THE TIMES ... Here are some signs I have seen around Lake City in stores or
on bumper stickers.

WANTED: GOOD MAN________ About 90 years old, half blind, bad leg, good with gun. To
watch my wife while I’m out hunting. Inquire within.

WANTED: GOOD WOMAN... Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and motor. Please send picture of boat and motor.

SPITTING PROHIBITED... Spitting on floor and walls prohibited by order of State Board
of Health.
UNATTENDED CHILDREN ... will be sold as slaves.

NO STEALING______ Please do not steal the bed linens as it will be a detriment to the other

guests.
NO FLUSHING ... Please do not flush the toilet while train is in the station.
ATTENTION TEENAGERS... Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now!

Move out, get a job, pay your own bills while you still know everything!
EAT HERE .. . Try our delicious sandwiches. Nobody likes a coward!

RIGHT HERE______ On this site in 1987 absolutely nothing happened!
DIMINISHED MANHOOD?________ Do you suffer from nervous debility, sexual weakness,

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